Take a drink when Ziva speaks another language.
Submitted by: shineyourlightmyway

Take a drink when Ziva speaks another language.

Submitted by: shineyourlightmyway

Take a drink when a family member comes to visit.
(ie. Gibbs, Ziva or Tony’s Dad, Kate or McGee’s sister, Ducky’s mom. I can’t wait to see McGee’s Grandmother (Lily Tomlin) this season!)

Take a drink when a family member comes to visit.

(ie. Gibbs, Ziva or Tony’s Dad, Kate or McGee’s sister, Ducky’s mom. I can’t wait to see McGee’s Grandmother (Lily Tomlin) this season!)

Take a drink when the entire team is in the same room.

By entire team I mean Gibbs, Tony, McGee, Kate/Ziva, Ducky, and Abby.

Take a drink when the entire team is in the same room.

By entire team I mean Gibbs, Tony, McGee, Kate/Ziva, Ducky, and Abby.

Take a drink when Ziva gets an American phrase wrong.
Submitted by: accioscarhead

Take a drink when Ziva gets an American phrase wrong.

Submitted by: accioscarhead

Take a drink when Ziva ties her hair back for a crime scene.

I like how Ziva does that. She’ll have her hair down in the bullpen, but as soon as they are at a crime scene it is up in a ponytail. I hate when other crime shows have women with their hair down and all over the place because they are probably contaminating the crime scenes by leaving hair behind.  It seems so unprofessional. Ziva cares about the crime scene, not how pretty she is. I know in real crime scenes they wear those suits, but the fact that NCIS has Ziva tie back her hair makes it at least seem like they are putting more of an effort to be realistic. 

Okay… that is it for my little spiel about hair on crime shows. 

Take a drink when Ziva ties her hair back for a crime scene.

I like how Ziva does that. She’ll have her hair down in the bullpen, but as soon as they are at a crime scene it is up in a ponytail. I hate when other crime shows have women with their hair down and all over the place because they are probably contaminating the crime scenes by leaving hair behind.  It seems so unprofessional. Ziva cares about the crime scene, not how pretty she is. I know in real crime scenes they wear those suits, but the fact that NCIS has Ziva tie back her hair makes it at least seem like they are putting more of an effort to be realistic. 

Okay… that is it for my little spiel about hair on crime shows. 

Take a drink when Gibbs calls Ziva Ziver.

I absolutely love when he does that. It’s so cute!

Take a drink when Gibbs calls Ziva Ziver.

I absolutely love when he does that. It’s so cute!

Take a drink when Ziva wears Lt. Sanders’ orange beanie. 

Take a drink when Ziva wears Lt. Sanders’ orange beanie. 

Have a drink with Tiva. Well… it is technically Tiva. Although the T is for Tony Sr. 
Image source: http://ncis-source.org

Have a drink with Tiva. Well… it is technically Tiva. Although the T is for Tony Sr. 

Image source: http://ncis-source.org

Make a night of these Drinking rules. Grab a friend, some popcorn and have a NCIS night. 
You can have fun even if your date cancels on you.
Image source: http://www.ncisfanwiki.com/page/Jurisdiction+Screencaps+3#fbid=QuV3pgGcALH

Make a night of these Drinking rules. Grab a friend, some popcorn and have a NCIS night. 

You can have fun even if your date cancels on you.

Image source: http://www.ncisfanwiki.com/page/Jurisdiction+Screencaps+3#fbid=QuV3pgGcALH

Take a drink when there is an adorable Tiva moment. Two if there is eye-sex
Submitted by: Anonymous

Take a drink when there is an adorable Tiva moment. Two if there is eye-sex

Submitted by: Anonymous

Take a drink when Ziva messes up an idiom
Submitted by: neverlethopego

Take a drink when Ziva messes up an idiom

Submitted by: neverlethopego